roughsexwithmollyconnolly: judyisyourvietnam: rocketfists: nunshallpass: dressedforthehbomb: vogueflo: nuvoloso: But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell. “And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.” This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook. “He forgot he didn’t know what to do.” Accurate. “The expression ‘Shiver me timbers!’ comes from the society of pirates, who enjoy using interesting expressions almost as much as jumping aboard other people’s ships and stealing their valuables.” — The Grim Grotto, Lemony Snicket ….well okay then! “The road climbed steeply going up and back and forth through chestnut woods to level finally along a ridge.”  Thank you, A Farewell to Arms! “Generally, the DR 5000 performs the same methods as the DR/4000.” accurate “I should head home, actually,” Well… “He bit greedily into a rose-tinted apple and changed the subject.” Hmm…
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But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell.

“And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.”

This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook.

“He forgot he didn’t know what to do.”

Accurate.

“The expression ‘Shiver me timbers!’ comes from the society of pirates, who enjoy using interesting expressions almost as much as jumping aboard other people’s ships and stealing their valuables.” — The Grim Grotto, Lemony Snicket

….well okay then!

“The road climbed steeply going up and back and forth through chestnut woods to level finally along a ridge.” 

Thank you, A Farewell to Arms!

“Generally, the DR 5000 performs the same methods as the DR/4000.”

accurate

“I should head home, actually,” Well…

“He bit greedily into a rose-tinted apple and changed the subject.” Hmm…

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